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Rank: Rookie Joined: 11 Oct 2005 Posts: 54

hell for me would be no heavy metal or good rock-n-roll Crying or Very sad

Rank: Total Noob Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 3

Weee, I got level 7 too. =D I guess i'ma bad bad person!

Rank: Total Noob Joined: 23 Dec 2005 Posts: 1

Fourth Level of Hell

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Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.

Official Artist Joined: 09 Jan 2004 Posts: 197

I got the 6th level (heretics) Razz

...why the 6th is "Extreme" when 7, 8 and 9 are Very High? O.o mmm...

Rank: Rookie Joined: 11 Oct 2005 Posts: 54

man! a girl beat me in levels of hell?!waitaminit!waitaminit!what am i getting snippy about? that's just not right...a nice girl like you....

Official Artist Joined: 09 Jan 2004 Posts: 197

Ah I got it now. I'm a real bastard then T_______T

Rank: Rookie Joined: 11 Oct 2005 Posts: 54

okay...answer me this...if someone was on fire...would you
a:piss on that person
b:throw gas on that person
(hopefully this train of thought doesn't offend anyone...)

Official Artist Joined: 09 Jan 2004 Posts: 197

Rank: Rookie Joined: 11 Oct 2005 Posts: 54

okay...so i can infer an a answer(work with me here)so you would do what you can do with what you got to help someone(don't ask where the gas came from) so...you ain't a heartless bastard!a nice girl like you falling to the sixth level of hell just ain't right Wink

but don't even think of grabbin' onto to my tail as you fall...with your luck,it'd probably rip right off...with my luck,one less thing ta worry about... Twisted Evil

Rank: Rookie Joined: 11 May 2005 Posts: 68

Rank: Rookie Joined: 11 May 2005 Posts: 68

Woops...meant to edit, not quote...oh well...just checking in from level 7...oh by the way...anyone have some Mountain Dew...I'm mighty thirsty?!

Rank: Total Noob Joined: 02 Jan 2006 Posts: 8

got 6th level

well i got to be with serena Twisted Evil

anyway we can have visits from the higher level ones i hope

Official Artist Joined: 09 Jan 2004 Posts: 78

7th level

Rank: Junior Member Joined: 16 Feb 2006 Posts: 113

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 5 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Fifth Level of Hell!
Fifth Level of Hell

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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

Rank: Total Noob Joined: 25 Feb 2006 Posts: 2

Rank: Total Noob Joined: 09 Oct 2006 Posts: 3

Keep the Faith

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 27 Jul 2005 Posts: 2568

double posted cause our internet is stupid sometimes overseas here.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 27 Jul 2005 Posts: 2568

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 7 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!

Seventh Level of Hell

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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

It surprises me, for I have always been able to have a handle on physical violence. I'll let my tongue slip if someone has crossed the line (and my words can cut like the sharpest sword) but I've stopped myself from throwing a swing at someone...though, I guess its to predict for that fateful day when I can no longer hold my rage back, and I let it go. *shudder* I do not look forward to that day.

Rank: Mr. Fabulous Joined: 18 Apr 2007 Posts: 502

Hmmm...well lets see now...yep...uhu...Level 5,well that seems low...The wretched King Minos bla bla bla...EXTREME?!?!?!?What the f$^@??Well im sort-a-like-a screwed.And here i was hoping for a nice place in heaven...not much just a couple a hundred villas,cars,money and such...oh well thats life...err..i mean afterlife Laughing

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 06 Oct 2008 Posts: 1159

Level 9 Oh noes!! Shocked

this is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.
so lonly stupid test im going to curch next week

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 04 Mar 2009 Posts: 1548

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 2 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell!
Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

Yeah, i'll be flind around a such.

Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Low
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 4668

I scored on the 9th Level of Hell, myself. This is good. I've always wanted to meet The Man Down Under.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 31 Jul 2008 Posts: 1578

You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!

Purgatory

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

Very Happy

Rank: Mr. Fabulous Joined: 21 Mar 2009 Posts: 413

Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!

Purgatory

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

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Evil or Very Mad

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 08 Oct 2008 Posts: 3273

Scored to the 7th Level of Hell.

Hmm...I wonder why. Laughing

Purgatory Repenting Believers Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful Low
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Low
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

Rank: Senior Member Joined: 25 Oct 2008 Posts: 234

Forum Admin Joined: 18 Oct 2003 Posts: 3670

Apparently I am level 1- Limbo and Level 2 (lustful). LOL

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very High
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Low
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Low
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

Rank: Rookie Joined: 24 Apr 2009 Posts: 93

if your a true believer in god this test would still send you to hell. if there was one Twisted Evil

hahaha

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 31 May 2009 Posts: 1214

Level 9 - Cocytus

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This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.

I'm a bad, bad girl....

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 31 May 2009 Posts: 1214

Then again, it probably has to do with the fact I might have staged an "accident" so I'd be the sole benefactor in my father's will. And y mother's too.