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Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 09 Jan 2004 Posts: 552

Actually, tuna can be larger than dolphins, and besides dolphins are mammals... but I only did it because tuna do a nice splat attack.
*grabs the tuna by the tail and whirls around like a top*
See? Very Happy

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 4668

I don't know about Bestile but I was wondering where in the world you were, Martin. I expected you here long ago. What kept you?

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 09 Jan 2004 Posts: 552

Stuff to do, things to translate... plus I had to find a tuna big enough.
*pulls back the neck of Ashton's shirt, drops a smaller tuna inside*
That was second best. As you can see, not big enough by a long shot... Very Happy

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 21 Aug 2007 Posts: 836

you know i'm beginning to think i shouldn't have started this... maybe i'll quit while i'm ahead..."pulls out a tuna of his own holding it and the flounder one in each hand" then again lets see how you do against two fish Mr. Martin

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 28 Mar 2007 Posts: 2112

*sits down with some popcorn and watches the fish-fight, grinning like a maniac*

Mr. Green

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 09 Jan 2004 Posts: 552

Ah, so THAT is how you like to play, eh? Very well, let's see how you react to a little variation on the concept... Let's go, Frank!
*drops the tuna; the tuna stands up on its back fins, grabs Martin's hands firmly, then starts swinging him around*
CHARGE! Very Happy

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*rolls to the floor as Frank stumbles on his back fins, then stands up*
Ooookay... As you wish, Ashton: as. you. wish.
*blows a whistle, and the second tuna stands back up, makes a backflip, uses Frank's front fins as a trampoline, then lands astride Ashton's shoulders. The tuna pulls out a polo helmet, wears it, then pulls out a wet towel...*
Geordi the smaller tuna: "Giddyup, ol' chap. We got a fish fight to win, and a ninjaesque gentleman to confront."

...never underestimate the power of british gentlemen tuna, because they are nimble and resourceful. Very Happy

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 4668

Underestimate tuna? I think it is you you who underestimate me, Martin. Now then...*tucks his shirt back in*...ONWWARD, HONOR AND GLORY AWAIT! (as well as hilarity Laughing

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Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 21 Aug 2007 Posts: 836

ok now they have the advantage of reach and hight... this is going to be more difficult than i thought... of course the old military tactics are to take out the mount so "ducks the towel and launches a quick double fish strike at Ashton"

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 4668

*catches Bestile's fists and headbut's him* Yes, headbuts are considered martial arts moves in some styles. But I thought this was a fish fight, when did it escalate to a fist fight?

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 21 Aug 2007 Posts: 836

i said fish strike not fist i had a fish in both hands... "rubs head" nice hit though just a little high

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 28 Mar 2007 Posts: 2112

*offers his popcorn to Johhny*

I have to say, this is one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen. Tongue

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Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 09 Jan 2004 Posts: 552

*watches as Ashton forgets to let Geordi down, carrying the smaller tuna to the shower with him*
Well, there goes a fine fighter... Very well: then we will have to carry out the fight ourselves, battling with all our sole!
*pulls out four soles, hands two to Frank and wields two himself*
Synchronized Sole Slap, GO! Very Happy

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 28 Mar 2007 Posts: 2112

I can't help but wonder if we'll need a sturgeon to attend to any possible injuries. Laughing

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 4668

I did'nt forget him, Martin, he just would'nt sit still and let me grab him to put him down. Would you mind giving me a hand here, or a fish net? You are the one who put him on me, after all.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 09 Jan 2004 Posts: 552

Oh, right. You got a point there.
*turns to Geordi*
Apparently, Ashton has had enough of the fight, and wants to go and take a shower, Geordi.
Geordi the smaller tuna:by golly, why didn't he say so?
*Geordi wears a shower cap, throws away the wet towel and pulls out a dry one and a long-handled shower brush*
jolly good, my fine friend. You lather and I rinse, is it fine to you?
Um, Geordi... I think he means to get off his shoulders so he can do that.
You think? Very well, then.
*Geordi ties a small ladder to Ashton's left shoulder, then climbs down (hey, he's a SMALL tuna...), with a slightly miffed expression on the face, and walks off*
Guess he felt a little dry himself.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 4668

Thank you, Martin. And thank you, Geordi, for the offer. I'll leave the water running for you, if you want. Oh, don't forget your ladder. *hands the small ladder to Geordi*

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 21 Aug 2007 Posts: 836

I think that i'm going to have to call it a day as well there is not much time left before i must leave and i'd hate to leave this unfinished

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 09 Jan 2004 Posts: 552

Well, if it's to help, Bestile... Frank, emergency maneuver number six!
*Martin and Frank turn quickly, then sole each other over the head, falling down quickly*
Theeeere you go Very Happy

You win!

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 21 Aug 2007 Posts: 836

...uh ok "walks of sighing" i swear none of the guys are going to believe this one

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 09 Jan 2004 Posts: 552

Then tell them something else! Very Happy

*hands Bestile the Victory Sole, while Frank and Geordi head for the showers, shower caps over the head and sponges in their fins*

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 28 Mar 2007 Posts: 2112

*lumbers to his feet and starts clapping*

Thank you gentlemen! A truly magnificent performance!

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 4668

*steps out of the washroom clean with a towel wrapped around his waist and using another to dry his hair* Happy to oblige, Xebulon! Oh, and I left the water running for you two aquatic maniacs. *speaking to Frank and Geordi* And just to let you all know, more specifically to any wiseguys who think it would be funny to swipe my waist towel *eyeball's Martin*, I may be an easy going person but I won't let that slide, so please either make sure your health insurance is still in effect and you notify your next of kin or just don't try it at all. Now, if you ladies and gentlemen will excuse me...*heads to his room to change*

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 09 Jan 2004 Posts: 552

Oh, I would never dream to swipe your towel! Besides, to a monotreme such an act is kinda pointless...
Telling Lou that you wanted to talk to her in the changing room, now THAT is funny!
Nah, just kidding. I didn't do that.
I just filled all the pockets of the clothes with traditional christmas pastry, then sewed them shut.
It's fun, and if you manage to get the pockets open again, everybody wins! Very Happy