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Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:10 pm
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Haha nice one Irwin  |
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Wed Sep 14, 2005 10:28 am
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Some piccie jokes:
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Sat Sep 17, 2005 2:27 pm
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Mon Sep 19, 2005 9:59 am
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Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhaaaaaaaaa
Made me laugh. |
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Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:19 am
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Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:45 am
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Hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Made me laugh even harder! |
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Mon Sep 19, 2005 1:13 pm
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ROFL @ Satch
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Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:26 pm
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| marcus wrote: |
Twas a sunny saturday in Swindon that day. A flock of pigeons flew over the Brunel centre, and families were chatting friendly in the streets. The old Chav from Penhill who works at Sainsburys was talking happily with his mates, and as it was saturday, there were no scummy students cluttering up the square.
Suddenly, a bright metallic blue Nova with a big f**k-off spoiler, burbery check on the under carriage, blacked out windows, and 'sweet ting' written on the back, blaring out disk 1 of Jungle Massive swings round the corner of the memorial on its way from Park North Estate. the car screeches through the high street, screeches round the corner at the Brunel centre, parks up on the pavement, and out climbs the driver.
A skinny, orange coloured 19-year old Chavette, wearing a pink velour jumpsuit with the burberry check in the hood, carrying a burberry handbag and walking arkwardly on her burberry shoes. Her hair is pulled back so severely her eyebrows are 3cms higher on her forhead than they should be. Followed by her are 20 little shaven headed scally kids, all donning red and white 5-panel nike hats and adidas fleece tracksuits and black reebok classics. She and her army of scally kids walk up to the dole-office.
She enters...
Dole officer - Can I help?
Chavette - yeah. I wanna soign on.
Dole officer - OK, how many kids have you got, ma'am?
Chavette - Err....20.
Dole officer - 20? Err.. OK, what are therir names?
Chavette - Err.... Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, and Kevin.
Dole officer - they're all called Kevin?
Chavette - yeah.
Dole officer - how can you manage?
Chavette - Oh it's easy. Whenever It's dinner, I just say Kevin! It's dinner. And they all come down for dinner. whever I want them out the house, I just say Kevin! Out the house, and they all fack off, and so on.
Dole officer - OK, I can see, it must save some time remembering names, but what if you want to call one of them individually?
Chavette - Oh, I just call them by their last names...
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Thats funny |
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Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:26 pm
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| vector64 wrote: |
With apologies to our gracious host, here's another blonde joke:
A young man is at a bus stop in New York. He sees an extremely beautiful blonde in a tight mini-skirt, and decides to get on the bus directly behind her. As the bus pulls up, she begins to board the bus, but cannot make the first step with her mini zipped. She reaches behind her and undoes the zipper. Then she attempts to board the bus, and once again she fails in her attempt. She reaches behind her once more and undoes the same zipper. She tries again to board the bus, and again she fails in her attempts. The young man finally decides just to lift her into the bus.
When he lifts her she yells, “Don't get fresh with me!”
The young man just looks at her and says, “Lady you've just undone my zipper twice, and now you say that I'm getting fresh with you!”
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Hahahaha, Thats funny |
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Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:27 pm
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| someoneoutthere wrote: |
Some piccie jokes:
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This ones so funny |
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Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:27 pm
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Awwwww so sweet  |
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Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:37 pm
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| MartinaWarren wrote: |
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This ones so funny
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Is that your mom Martina?  |
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Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:38 pm
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Is that your mom Martina?
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No its your ex girlfriend  |
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Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:40 pm
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Is that your mom Martina?
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No its your ex girlfriend
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OMG it is!  |
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Tue Sep 20, 2005 9:58 am
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| You may laugh at my penis whenever you want. To do so, you have to be in real close proximity........so........... |
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Sun Oct 02, 2005 6:50 am
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Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:01 pm
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Thats funny, i promise thats never happened to me  |
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Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:19 pm
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Hahahaha
Nice one
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