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Rank: Rookie Joined: 18 May 2005 Posts: 50

Hey Alley,

I'm new to the forums but I am a HUGE fan!! Smile

I always wondered what your personality was like, and from reading a few of your posts you are a truly fantastic babe! Really lovely and funny and soooooo sexy too!! I think it is so so cool that you take the time out to chat with fans Wink

I just found out you're married, so I'll skip my first question Very Happy

Seeing as you are the most gorgeous girl I have ever seen, I thought you must have heard tons of pick up lines? I think they are the funniest things ever - so cheesy! What's the best and worst ones you've ever heard? Anyone else got any funny ones?

When I was younger, I used to whisper into a girl's ear:
"smile if you want to sleep with me..."
She'd usually burst out laughing!! (not too sure if that's a good thing though! Very Happy

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Thanks so much Alley for being you - love ya loads!! love

Official Model Joined: 15 Dec 2003 Posts: 2358

HI Jelly! Thank you for your lovely compliments!
This is a fun topic. Thanks for posting it. Welcome to my message board too. I know you'll have tons of fun and meet lots of great people too....just like I have.

Well....I'm spiritually married not legally married. Although, it's more special to me than any legal marriage could possibly be. Just thought I'd let you know.

I've heard so many funny pick up lines but I can't remember any of them. I would love to hear others...if anyone has any to share. The one you used to say was really BAD. No wonder they just laughed. Laughing

just kiddin

Welcome again and HAVE FUN BABY! Wink

Rank: Rookie Joined: 08 Feb 2005 Posts: 83

this is a fun topic.. the best pick up line i got goes a little something like this..

first, i get up really close to a girl.. n i dunno but for some reason, really fine girls smell really good! big grin

so i get in really close, like up to her neck, give her a little sniff.. n be like "DAMN GIRL! WHY YOU SMELL SO GOOD?!" woot

and the rest is history.. thank you..

Rank: Senior Member Joined: 07 Feb 2005 Posts: 270

Waiting for you all of my life

Rank: Rookie Joined: 18 May 2005 Posts: 50

Thanks for the welcome Alley, you really made my day <3 love

<3

Ah it's not that bad, c'mon, I bet you smiled when you read it??? Go on admit it! I think maybe you're afraid if your man found out you'd have to get a spiritual divorce Laughing

Only messin! I totally know what you mean and I agree that it's more special than any sorta legal marraige and it's cool that you have that - a girl like you deserves the best! Smile

Did he use a line on you by any chance?

Another one I use ... - I mean - a friend of mine uses is to say to a girl "What's hung like a horse, shags like a rabbit and winks?" The girl says "I dunno" then just Wink

Rank: Rookie Joined: 02 Feb 2005 Posts: 53

My best/never fail/ trick wasn't so much a line as it was a routine.
You had to invest a little time and patience to make it work right.
It works best in a club or bar enviroment.

I would find a woman that peaked my interest and make eye contact with her and smile but not make and other form of contact. This would continue for about an hour or until I was sure she got a good look at me and what I was wearing. I would then leave the bar/club and go to my car and change my shirt, jacket, tie, you get the idea. I would wait about 30 minutes to an hour and then return to the bar/club and take up a different position. I would then again make eye contact but it would be that kind of "hey I think I know you look on my face".

At which point I would approach her and use the classic "Have we met before, you look really familar".

The change of clothing would throw them off and the conversation would commence. Twisted Evil

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