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| General Forum -> General Discussions ~ How Twilight SHOULD have ended |
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Thu Oct 29, 2009 9:42 am
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Thu Oct 29, 2009 12:06 pm
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Chaos Presents: How to handle a monster.
Joey: *runs into the house in terror* I'm bein' chased by a monster!! She's huge and green and really pissed!!
Chaos: Wait, did you say SHE?!
Joey: Yeah, we gotta call the police!!
Chaos: NO WAIT, let me go take a look!! *runs outside*
*An hour later*
Chaos: *walks back in calmly* *sits down and reads the paper*
Joey: What the... WHERE have you BEEN??? I called the cops, I thought you were DEAD!!!
Chaos: I'm cool.
Joey: What the HELL happened??
Chaos: She said she was gonna call me, but...
Joey: *perplexed* Wait... call you? *now shocked* YOU DIDN'T??!!!
Chaos: I wore protection!
Joey: Holy SHIT, you perverted bastard!!
Chaos: I'm like Disney World, all rides are equal oppurtunity!!
Joey: *storms out* I'm gonna be sick!! |
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Thu Oct 29, 2009 12:09 pm
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