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key_ohki
PostPosted: Sat May 22, 2010 7:13 am  Reply with quote
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A woman wanted to get a pet bird for her two kids but the family was short on money for the month. As it turns out one of her friends who worked in the downtown whore house said there was a old mocking bird they wanted to get rid of and offered to give it to her free of charge. The mother agrees happy to take the bird off their hands and gets it the next day. However when brings the mocking bird home it wont stop cursing and making lewd comments at the children. The mother doesnt know what to do about the bird and decides to wait for her husband Bob to come home to decide what to do.

When Bob comes home his wife takes him to the mocking bird in the living room to show him what the problem was. The second bird sees Bob he stops cursing and says, "Hows it going Bob, you have a good time the other night?"
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