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Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:50 pm
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(this is a thread about the stupid laws for where you come from)
in the state of washington (my home state) it is illeagal to have sex with a virgin, even on their wedding night.
it is illeagal to buy a mattress on sunday
you may not shuck peanuts on the street
dancing and drinking may not occur in the same establishment
you may not have a concealed weapon that is over 6 feet in length (wow reall?)
persons may not wear a life jacket near the spokane river
strippers may not come closer than 4 feet of any customer
it is illegal to ride an ugly horse
these are just a few of them. what are yours? |
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Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:10 pm
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 8:59 am
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:55 am
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:43 pm
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Baltimore:
It’s illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits.
It’s illegal to take a lion to the movies.
It is a park rule violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt.
No person who is a “tramp” or “vagrant” shall loiter in any park at any time.
It is a violation of city code to sell chicks or ducklings to a minor within 1 week of the Easter holiday.
It is illegal to remove a public building by writing on it.
Did that last one even make sense? |
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:13 pm
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i think this is the best one i found for washington.
it is illegal to sleep with your friends mother 2 weeks before a major holiday, or the day before her birthday.
andthe same law applies to women as well...........the exact same law. lol |
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:56 pm
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mackwell wrote: |
in the state of washington (my home state) it is illeagal to have sex with a virgin, even on their wedding night.
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never hear d that one and i live in the same state.
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strippers may not come closer than 4 feet of any customer
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not sure i consider this one stupid as it was probably instituted to prevent sexual harassment, and protect said worker. |
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:48 pm
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the first one was made when washington was first formed.
and some people liketo get a lapdance. well now they cant in washington. and that takes away from the dancers tip, and the funds for the building. |
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Fri Jan 22, 2010 5:46 am
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Let's have a look at some from Pennsylvania:
*It is contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding.
*It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel.
*It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
*Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.
*A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.
*You may not sing in the bathtub.
*Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.
*A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.
*Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass.
*Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk.
*Motorized vehicles are not to be sold on Sundays.
*You may not catch a fish with your hands.
*You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.
*Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.
*Though you do not need a fishing license to fish on your own land, but a hunting license is required to hunt on your own land. |
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:54 am
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good ones there Shadow, though the one about not marrying anyone who's drunk is standard practice throughout the states i think. |
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 5:57 am
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 6:08 am
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All these are from California.
It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
Translation: It's okay to beat your wife so long as it is less than 2 inches wide without her consent. LOL.
It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.
It is illegal to molest butterflies.
The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.
Persons classified as “ugly” may not walk down any street.
(LOL. Sorry you are too ugly. You can't walk down the street.)
Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.
(WOW. That is sooo wrong!)
Children may not wear a halloween mask unless they get a special permit from the sheriff.
(WOW. That's funny.)
Males may not dress as a female unless a special permit is obtained from the sheriff. |
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 6:16 am
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 6:19 am
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 6:23 am
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 6:40 am
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 6:41 am
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 7:53 am
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 8:07 am
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hell I would vote for him
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but then again don't live in america |
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 11:42 am
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alabama stupid laws
1. it is illegal for the driver of a motor vehicle to be blindfolded. (but everywhere else it's ok)
2. it is illegal to wear a fake mustache that wold cause laughter in church.
3. putting salt on a railway track may be punishable by death. damn
4. boogers may not be flicked into the wind
5. you cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant
6. you may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
7. It is legal to drive the wrong way on a one way street if you have a lantern on the front of your car. (i guess driving the wrong way on that street at any other time is acceptable.)
who the fuck comes up with these laws? and why? |
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 5:06 pm
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Most, if not all, of these laws were made back in colonial times when things like this must have happened so much they finally made laws to stop it from happening. Then, of course, there's the fools who put these laws forward as a joke. |
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 9:42 pm
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The Adept wrote: |
Ronald wrote: |
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the creepy thing about that ronald is that the movie Demolition Man actually predicted Arnold Becoming governer of california and then actually becoming the president of the united states.
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I can see it now:
"Ladies and Gentleman, the president of the United States."
"*clears throat*People of America..... GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!!" |
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 11:02 pm
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 12:11 am
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 4:32 am
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Ashton Gray wrote: |
Then, of course, there's the fools who put these laws forward as a joke.
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I would like to buy those guys a beer or 2, "Hey look at the law I got passed. Did you see? I did it as a joke but their takin' it serious. I don't know what to do" lol |
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 4:37 pm
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The Adept wrote: |
BioRust wrote: |
The Adept wrote: |
Ronald wrote: |
I'm the Governator.... Caallli foour ngha.
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the creepy thing about that ronald is that the movie Demolition Man actually predicted Arnold Becoming governer of california and then actually becoming the president of the united states.
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I can see it now:
"Ladies and Gentleman, the president of the United States."
"*clears throat*People of America..... GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!!"
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but if you really truley think about it if arnaold actually becomes president know country would mess with us becouse they all scen arnolds movies like preditor and the terminator and knowbody gonna mess with him movies or no
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not esacly adept have you ever seen jingle all the way as he's in that. |
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:20 pm
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in kentucky it is illegal to NOT inform the sheriff of your own private moonshine distillery.
"hey sheriff. just wanted to let you know that i have a secret moonshine distillery in my bathroom. now i know it's illegal to make moonshine, but i didnt want to brak the law by not telling you about it."
"all right bill. i appreciate that. i really do. we'll send a paddy wagon to come take you away."
"thanks sheriff." |
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Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:07 am
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I got a couple laws from various cities in California:
"Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine."
"Permanent markers may not be sold in the city limits" (Fresno)
"One may not take his dog on an elevator with him."
"Cars may not be driven in reverse." (Both from Glendale)
"Drinking intoxicating cement is prohibited"
"It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course." |
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Mon Jan 25, 2010 12:59 pm
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heres one from alaska
"staring down a moose from an airplane will result in $2000 fine." for real? |
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Mon Jan 25, 2010 11:57 pm
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BioRust wrote: |
The Adept wrote: |
Ronald wrote: |
I'm the Governator.... Caallli foour ngha.
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the creepy thing about that ronald is that the movie Demolition Man actually predicted Arnold Becoming governer of california and then actually becoming the president of the united states.
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I can see it now:
"Ladies and Gentleman, the president of the United States."
"*clears throat*People of America..... GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!!"
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Would somebody please tell me what that "get to the chopper" quote is from? I keep hearing it in relation to him but I don't know the movie and nobody ever says. |
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