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Wed Jan 20, 2010 2:14 pm
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(If you are going to add to this, please be tasteful)
Your mother is so fat, she could sell shade. |
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Wed Jan 20, 2010 2:22 pm
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Yo mam is so old, Jesus is in her high school year book. |
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Wed Jan 20, 2010 2:24 pm
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You mom is so old her social security number is 1. |
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Wed Jan 20, 2010 2:27 pm
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Your Ma's like The Titanic, because she go's down on the first date |
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Wed Jan 20, 2010 2:28 pm
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Wed Jan 20, 2010 2:34 pm
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Wed Jan 20, 2010 2:44 pm
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Your mom is so fat, when she wore high heels she struck oil. |
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Wed Jan 20, 2010 2:46 pm
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Your Ma's so Fat, it's not even funny |
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Wed Jan 20, 2010 2:50 pm
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Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:17 pm
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Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:59 pm
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The Adept wrote: |
yo momma so fat when she jumps rope hati felt it
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Adept, you deserve to be shot for that one. |
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Wed Jan 20, 2010 6:46 pm
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Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:40 pm
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Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:45 pm
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Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:04 pm
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I think the term is 'too soon'. |
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Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:41 pm
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Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:26 pm
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I used to have a poster with a stack of these on it. Most were pretty good too, I wish I could remember some of them. My favorite will always be "Yo momma so slow, she got hit by a parked car." can't think of what movie it's from right now though. |
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:48 pm
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Yo momma so fat people look up at night and say "Is dat the moon? No, dat yo momma." |
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:53 pm
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:19 pm
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yo mamas so stupid, she tried to read a book on audio.
yo mamas so fat, her belly button has an echo.
yo mamas so fat, shes on both sides ofthe family.
yo mamas so fat, i took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing
yo mamas so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack |
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i have a time machine in my apartment. it's essentially a cardboard box and on the side i wrote "time machine" in sharpie. |
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:36 pm
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Wow, that is alot of jokes. |
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:41 pm
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:42 pm
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Please remember to keep the jokes tasteful and not overly offensive. |
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:04 pm
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Yo momma is so fat that when she rolled offa the bed, she rolled off BOTH sides.
Yo momma is so fat that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.
Yo momma's so fat that when she wears a red shirt all the kids go "koolaid! koolaid!"
Yo momma's so fat that when I swerved to miss her, I ran outta gas.
Yo momma's so fat that when I tried to drive around her, I had to stop and ask for directions.
Yo momma has so many chins that she keeps a bookmark in her mouth so she can remember where to stuff the food. |
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 2:23 am
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I'm sorry, I think now that this was a bad idea. I think the idea is wrong in general to insult other people's mothers. |
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 4:29 am
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Then don't go to Ireland lol |
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