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Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 29 May 2009 Posts: 6010

(If you are going to add to this, please be tasteful)

Your mother is so fat, she could sell shade.

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 04 Mar 2009 Posts: 1548

Yo mam is so old, Jesus is in her high school year book.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 29 May 2009 Posts: 6010

You mom is so old her social security number is 1.

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 23 Nov 2009 Posts: 4436

Your Ma's like The Titanic, because she go's down on the first date

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 28 Oct 2009 Posts: 4247

yo momma so fat when she jumps rope hati felt it

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 28 Oct 2009 Posts: 4247

yo momma so big shes the stunt double for the boulder in raiders of the lost arc.

Yo momma so ugly that it became law to only touch her with a 10 foot pole

yo momma so big she plays pool with the planets

yo momma so easy when people say i was with yo momma last night you believe it

on the 6 levels of fat scale yo momma at the top of the list we like OH HELLLLLLL NOOOOOOOO

you momma so big when she wants to skate you have to tie hummers to her feet

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 29 May 2009 Posts: 6010

Your mom is so fat, when she wore high heels she struck oil.

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 23 Nov 2009 Posts: 4436

Your Ma's so Fat, it's not even funny

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 30 Sep 2009 Posts: 9138

your momma so fat she needs a crane to get out of bed.

your momma so ugly she makes onions cry.

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 18 Dec 2009 Posts: 7678

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach a whake washed up and started singing
"We are family, even though you're bigger than me!"

Yo momma so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo momma's so dumb, she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 20 Oct 2009 Posts: 12351

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 18 Dec 2009 Posts: 7678

I second that.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 28 Oct 2009 Posts: 4247

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 18 Dec 2009 Posts: 7678

Nonetheless, the fact that mentioned it here after a few days of the actual incident is moraly wrong.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 29 May 2009 Posts: 6010

I think the term is 'too soon'.

Rank: Senior Member Joined: 06 Dec 2009 Posts: 312

yo mama's shadow weighs 42 pounds

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 20 Oct 2009 Posts: 12351

I used to have a poster with a stack of these on it. Most were pretty good too, I wish I could remember some of them. My favorite will always be "Yo momma so slow, she got hit by a parked car." can't think of what movie it's from right now though.

FA · Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 25 Oct 2009 Posts: 2070

Yo momma so fat people look up at night and say "Is dat the moon? No, dat yo momma."

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 18 Dec 2009 Posts: 7678

Yo momma so ugly, when she was born the doctors dropped her thinking it was tumor.

Yo momma's so fat, when she was born, God told her
"Move out of the way, you're blocking the sun."

Rank: Senior Member Joined: 06 Dec 2009 Posts: 312

yo mamas so stupid, she tried to read a book on audio.

yo mamas so fat, her belly button has an echo.

yo mamas so fat, shes on both sides ofthe family.

yo mamas so fat, i took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing

yo mamas so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 29 May 2009 Posts: 6010

Wow, that is alot of jokes.

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 30 Sep 2009 Posts: 9138

yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

yo momma so ugly the docter slapped her momma for giveing birth to her.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 29 May 2009 Posts: 6010

Please remember to keep the jokes tasteful and not overly offensive.

FA · Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 25 Oct 2009 Posts: 2070

Yo momma is so fat that when she rolled offa the bed, she rolled off BOTH sides.

Yo momma is so fat that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.

Yo momma's so fat that when she wears a red shirt all the kids go "koolaid! koolaid!"

Yo momma's so fat that when I swerved to miss her, I ran outta gas.

Yo momma's so fat that when I tried to drive around her, I had to stop and ask for directions.

Yo momma has so many chins that she keeps a bookmark in her mouth so she can remember where to stuff the food.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 29 May 2009 Posts: 6010

I'm sorry, I think now that this was a bad idea. I think the idea is wrong in general to insult other people's mothers.

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 23 Nov 2009 Posts: 4436

Then don't go to Ireland lol