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Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 22 Dec 2008 Posts: 2173

HA!

I just thought I'd ruin everyone's day, and let them know that April is coming... as are taxes.

Razz

I just got my first couple of W-2s yesterday.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 05 Jan 2009 Posts: 4287

Believe I get mine at the end of this month. joy ~_~

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 20 Oct 2009 Posts: 12351

I just thought I'd ruin everyone's day, and let them know that... I DON'T GOTS TO WORRY ABOUT TAXES!

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 18 Dec 2009 Posts: 7678

1: F*** you Silvador!!!!
2: Taxes suck. Wonder what they use the money for?...........
*Ponders*

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 30 Sep 2009 Posts: 9138

yeah taxs suck but at least me and kanga are both gonna half with the money

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 20 Oct 2009 Posts: 12351

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 04 Mar 2009 Posts: 1548

Im still waiting for my W2s But im just going to take them to a tax profetional so if he/she fucks up and i'm audited, i'll have some one blame and cover my behind.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 29 May 2009 Posts: 6010

I already have mine filed and just waiting for it to get finished. Since my grandmother died and she left the family a large sum of money, we use the same firm to help deal with our taxes free of charge.

FA Page · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 31 Oct 2009 Posts: 2178

Great... Just what I need to be reminded of. I wonder...

*Mind conjures an image of a giant swimming pool filled with numerous dollar bills. Politicians and government officials are having fun, swimming in the money and throwing it in the air*

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 18 Dec 2009 Posts: 7678

*Imagines the same thing as Leaf only Hugh Hefner is there, smoking a bold made from 100 dollar bills with lots of girls around him and some are jumping into the money pool. In the background, a politian is secretly login in to Bon Bon.*
....I think that if all of what im thinking is true, then the only money well spent is the one the last guy is doing with it.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 08 Sep 2008 Posts: 3428

FA · Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 25 Oct 2009 Posts: 2070

I'd like to see the guy who invented taxes on the recieveing end of one of these:

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 18 Dec 2009 Posts: 7678

O_O
On the receiving end of an Interceptor!?
Good luck going back in time to Rome B.D. then Bio.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 22 Dec 2008 Posts: 2173

((Wait a sec, BioRust...

...why on earth would we want to give someone who is collecting our taxes a big, rifle as well? I mean, isn't it insulting enough to have to pay taxes, and now we have to give the taxman a gift too? Geeze, corruption these days.

I can remember the good old days, when "Tax Reform" just meant that the IRS took its hand out of your pocket, since it had hold of your wallet.

And, as a total side-note, I actually had "IRS" for Illuminati: New World Order... that card was halarious.))

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 18 Dec 2009 Posts: 7678

((No Caroline. I think he meant on the receiving end off one of......
Oh.
Much better way to say this is...
"I want to see the guy who invented taxes on the receiving end of this barrel with my finger on the trigger."))

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 22 Dec 2008 Posts: 2173

((Wolf Stride,

none-to-worry. My lame and odd sense of humor takes some getting used to.))

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 20 Oct 2009 Posts: 12351

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 18 Dec 2009 Posts: 7678

Already noticed from both.
Silvador's sense of humor tends to be straightfoward and witted.
Caroline's tends to be indirect and smart.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 28 Oct 2009 Posts: 4247

in tv show terms Caroines the Big Bang Theory, silvadors the jeff dunham show

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 18 Dec 2009 Posts: 7678

*Facepalm*
I really see Caroline's humor more like South Park or Drawn Together.
Silvador's is more like George Lopez kind of humor or Robot Chicken.

FA · Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 25 Oct 2009 Posts: 2070

Plate o' cookies for whoever guesses the gun right. And yes, I do wanna shoot the man.

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 18 Dec 2009 Posts: 7678

Didn't i already guessed it?

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 23 Nov 2009 Posts: 4436

Who really cares what it's called when it looks rad anyway, I would've said R700 but I dont know about guns

FA · Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 25 Oct 2009 Posts: 2070

Yes Max it is awesome indeed. But your both wrong. As to the time thing... I'll just make some sort of time bullet.

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 23 Nov 2009 Posts: 4436

Good luck with that then lol

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 18 Dec 2009 Posts: 7678

A Tactical 50cal. perhaps?

FA · Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 25 Oct 2009 Posts: 2070

Correct! It's the McMillan Tac .50! Here's your cookies.*hands Wolf cookies*

Rank: Senior Member Joined: 23 Oct 2009 Posts: 288

Taxes, hehehe, I don't have to file them.
because I have no income and no money.......wait, awwwww. Crying or Very sad