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Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:01 am
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(These are jokes and rhymes my dad used to tell me)
a man in Peru,
he fell asleep in his canoe.
He dreamed about Venus,
and out popped his penis,
and he woke with a handful of goo. |
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Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:05 am
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a man in Belaire,
he was doing a chick on the stairs.
The railing broke,
he doubled the stroke,
and finished her off in the air. |
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Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:29 am
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Thu Dec 17, 2009 5:58 pm
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These are the funniest things I've heard all day.
And you said your dad told you these  . |
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Thu Dec 17, 2009 8:30 pm
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| lol, and he told this to me on a Christian retreat in the camping grounds. It was so funny, |
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Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:16 pm
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 Tee-hee. That's pretty funny. Got anymore of those kind of jokes? |
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Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:21 pm
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| A couple, let me consult my thoughts. |
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Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:24 pm
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a man from Vantucket,
who had balls the size of buckets.
When you rub them together,
they cause stormy weather,
and lightning shot out of his ass. |
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Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:26 pm
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(This one is one for the girls, but this was just as my dad told me)
a girl named Dot,
who lived in a great green pile of snot.
She was eating green cheese,
and she let out a sneeze
as lightning shot out of her twat. |
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Fri Dec 18, 2009 12:00 am
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Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:04 am
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| I'm just typing it as I told it. It might be funny to some, but I do think the last one was a bit more gross. |
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Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:18 pm
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| That is true some people might even find it offensive but you got to have some laughter in life even if it is this kind of fun! |
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Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:19 pm
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Lol my Rank says I'm a TOTAL NOOB!HAHAHAHAHA!
After all I am new into this! |
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