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One of symphony's topic mentioned how your fursonna stands about prostitution sex

and i know for the comic my chara has to work actuelly in PBB D castle...
But my chara has something like: FU with stripping, so i was thinking what do you think of a stand up comedian...

do you get my grib?
what jokes are funny?

It kind of starts like this

someone in crowd: Take it off!!!
Gotn: Eh no... *doesn't dare to strip*

so, eh, how would you think i'd continue in replies and stand up comedian?

thanks for replying

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 05 Jan 2009 Posts: 4287

*Pulls up a chair* Take it off!

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Goldie smiles, "Dear lady, proceed with the show."

Hands her a script and smiles, "Try these."

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i sure do love a comedy act go head gotn make me larf *gives her a very kind smile*.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 05 Jan 2009 Posts: 4287

Believe shes asking us what she should use for the show.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 20 Oct 2009 Posts: 12351

ok, you got people wanting you to take it off and you want to be funny instead, he's how you get your point across. take it off (just a little though, enough to tease) then put it back on with a grin.... you took it off, nobody said anything about putting it back on. chances are this will result in those shouting "take it off" to either shut up and sit back in a slump or get up and leave, leaving you with those who are actually interested in seeing your comedy act.

WARNING: there is a chance this opening act will leave you with an empty floor.

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How bout a voodoo doll and take control of one from the audience. @_@

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You don't need a puppet to make you funny, Ms. Goddess. :3

I think to be a good comedian is have a funny story base in a person's past life or in a person's imagination. ^w^

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How about you preform skits... then at the end you're naked

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 08 Oct 2008 Posts: 3273

Max...I don't think Ms. Goddess wants anything related "nudity" in her comedy act.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 20 Oct 2009 Posts: 12351

magic comedy act. make it so you're a magician but all your tricks go wrong in some way then at the end it all comes together in a grand display

then after a brief triumphant pose at the end, some small thing goes wrong and all your clothes fall off just as the curtain comes down (but you can leave that out if you want)

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Well then what about magic tricks... then at the end you're naked

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Allright max one more going to into straight jacket cus you be Crazy

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Don't worry I've already got one

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Goddess wont show herself naked to anyone ^-^;;;;;

really, keep that in mind, i don't mind drawing her in sexy outfit, but there's also already a magic skitch. So no magic. lol
I don't mind playing jokes with people who are watching gotn's sketch

L O L

coome up with a few Stand up jokes, i'll pick up the best one and do a test page a'ight?

:3

I'll use a Red puppet >XD just kidding, something stand up joke

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 20 Oct 2009 Posts: 12351

you could always do ventriloquism and do what Strassman does, have a 4 way argument with yourself lol

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Maybe some jokes on the cheap mayor blue?

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 20 Oct 2009 Posts: 12351

most stand up comedians draw on real life stuff, little things. they take them, they poke fun at them, they blow them out of proportion and make them funny. you can draw on your own experiences or draw on inspiration from others.

"So i got up this morning and my slippers were gone. when i go to bed i always leave them underneath but when i got up they were not there. i thought to myself 'perhaps they got sick of being used'. what's it like to be a slipper? always having people sticking their feet in you, being chewed on by slobbering dogs. "ok guys, i'm sick of this life, i'm leaving to make my way on broadway" imagine that, a slipper on broadway. "Tonight "To be chewed on, or not to be chewed on: a slipper's story."""

get the idea?

Rank: Artist Joined: 06 Jan 2009 Posts: 816

As i said, i don't mind to draw her 'sexy'
but i wont get her nakid in the end.

Gotn is not EASY to get and to see naked in the very least;
we're talking about a divinity XD
and she's not like bi-ancha who can handel a 10-some.

Keep in mind GotN's very young in heart, body and soul :p

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How about making sound effect when you are giving an example of the situation. :3

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