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| General Forum -> Adult Jokes/Humor & Erotic Stories ~ JOKE: Safety Contest |
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Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:08 am
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A policeman pulled over a car and walked over to the driver. "Crongratualtions sir, you won $5,000 in a safety contest, just for wearing your seatbelt. What are you going to do with the money?"
The driver thought for a moment, and then said, "I guess I'll go to school and get my driver's liscense." The woman next to him said, "Oh, don't pay any attention to him, officer. He's a smart alec when he's drunk." someone sat up from under a blanket in the back and said, "God, I knew we weren't going to get very far with this stolen car."
Suddenly, someone knocked from the trunk, and a voice said, "Are we over the border yet?" |
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Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:37 pm
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 Does he still get the $5000?  |
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Wow, sarcasm! That's original. |
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Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:55 pm
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| Why wouldn't he? |
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Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:16 pm
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Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:47 pm
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| Jerin Nekros wrote: |
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why is it i could see something like this happening IRL
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becuase as a species we are prone to make stupid chioces, it is or way...
good joke cassendre  |
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Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:14 pm
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Thanks!
I have loads more, too, if you wnat them. |
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Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:43 pm
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Loved the joke I would love to see more of them  |
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