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xxthalexx
PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 12:42 am  Reply with quote
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Today, I received my new passport in the mail. They got my birth date wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out I have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for years. Wow right. By the way my new Birthday is July 28.


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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 2:44 pm  Reply with quote
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Wow, that's just.....wow. What have you been thinking your birthday has been?

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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 2:48 pm  Reply with quote
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July 26

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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 2:49 pm  Reply with quote
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Makes me think of Phoebe and Ursula from Friends.. That's just crazy.

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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 2:53 pm  Reply with quote
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think about how i feel its so screwed up
EDIT: lol friends just came on

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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 3:23 pm  Reply with quote
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Confused how... does one screw up there own birthday?

how many years has this been going on exactly?

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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 3:31 pm  Reply with quote
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28 years

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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 3:37 pm  Reply with quote
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And your parents didn't know? Confused dry

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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 3:39 pm  Reply with quote
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Symphony wrote:
And your parents didn't know? Confused dry


right? like how does this happen.....

oh well i suppose the date isnt as important as what the day symbolizes

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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 3:48 pm  Reply with quote
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Marx-Paragon wrote:
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And your parents didn't know? Confused dry


right? like how does this happen.....

oh well i suppose the date isnt as important as what the day symbolizes


well i called them up and asked them and they said I QUOTE "we messed up the first 7 years when we found you birth certificate we were two days off and we couldn't tell you it would of made us look bad" yah i have a loving family right


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xxthalexx wrote:

well i called them up and asked them and they said I QUOTE "we messed up the first 7 years when we found you birth crtificate we were two days off and we couldn't tell you it would of made us look bad" yah i have a loving family right

Are you adopted?

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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 3:51 pm  Reply with quote
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nope

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well, people make mistakes. forgive and forget, right Wink

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xxthalexx wrote:
nope

Well it could have explained it to me. I just can't imagine any parents forgetting which day their child was born.

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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 4:02 pm  Reply with quote
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i probably could of understood at 8 or 7 years old but not now

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Symphony wrote:
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nope

Well it could have explained it to me. I just can't imagine any parents forgetting which day their child was born.
You'd be surprised... my mom and dad would sometimes (though rarely) seem to forget which day, exactly, was my birthday. Mostly, this was due to the fact that several family members were born in April, and at least four (including myself) have birthdays on the 9th, 10th, and 11th (mine's the 10th). Some confusion was to be expected.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:13 am  Reply with quote
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GUESS WHOS BIRTHDAY IS TODAY, im 29 and living it up. going out with my friends today so feel free to wish me a happy bday and ill respond later

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:28 am  Reply with quote
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YA OLD FART!!!

i'M NOT TOO FAR BEHIND YOU, BUT OH WELL. yOU'RE STILL OLDER THAN ME.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:32 am  Reply with quote
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Happy birthday. Cool

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:44 am  Reply with quote
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Happy Birthday, Thale!


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:59 am  Reply with quote
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Ashton Gray wrote:
Happy Birthday, Thale!

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:02 am  Reply with quote
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Well, that's what I get for being distracted. Confused

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:17 am  Reply with quote
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What'd he write?

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:49 am  Reply with quote
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Nevermind, I already corrected it.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:36 am  Reply with quote
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Thanks everyone, but i have to ask. What did you write Ashton?

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:21 pm  Reply with quote
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See above.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:26 pm  Reply with quote
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*bites Ashton's hand*
Tell us!!!!

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