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| General Forum -> Adult Jokes/Humor & Erotic Stories ~ JOKE: Recession - A Company Decision |
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Thu May 07, 2009 12:45 pm
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Dave was the vice-president of ACME inc. One day the president, Mr. Smith called him into his office. He told Dave that they had to make some cutbacks and either Jack or Barb would have to be laid off.
Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, "Barb is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don't know who to fire."
"I'll tell you what to do. Fire the first one of them who comes in to work tomorrow" Mr. Smith replied.
The next morning Dave waited for either Jack or Barb to show up. Barb was the first to arrive. Dave said to her, "Barb I've got a problem."
"Really? What's wrong?" Barb replied.
"Well you see, I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?"
Barb replied, "Jack off! I've got a headache." |
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Thu May 07, 2009 12:53 pm
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| Ronald wrote: |
Dave was the vice-president of ACME inc. One day the president, Mr. Smith called him into his office. He told Dave that they had to make some cutbacks and either Jack or Barb would have to be laid off.
Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, "Barb is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don't know who to fire."
"I'll tell you what to do. Fire the first one of them who comes in to work tomorrow" Mr. Smith replied.
The next morning Dave waited for either Jack or Barb to show up. Barb was the first to arrive. Dave said to her, "Barb I've got a problem."
"Really? What's wrong?" Barb replied.
"Well you see, I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?"
Barb replied, "Jack off! I've got a headache."
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Thu May 07, 2009 1:29 pm
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badump-bump... Not often we get a post from Ronald in here, but that was a pretty good one.
