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| General Forum -> Adult Jokes/Humor & Erotic Stories ~ JOKE: Order Sex |
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Wed Aug 18, 2004 3:45 pm
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A gentleman staying at the Ritz Hotel in London removes a card offering sexual services from a telephone box on Piccadilly.
Back at the hotel he rings the number. A lady with a silky soft voice answers and asks if she can be of assistance.
The gentleman says, "I'd like a blow job, some missionary work, a little doggie-style, some mild bondage, finishing off with a pearl necklace. What do you think?"
The lady says, "I think it sounds intriguing, sir, but you might like to press 9 first to get an outside line." |
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Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:39 pm
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Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:07 am
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Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:57 am
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| I don't get it |
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Sat Jul 11, 2009 3:17 pm
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| For whoever didn't get it: he'd called room service. |
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Sat Jul 11, 2009 3:24 pm
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| Ah, I see |
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