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| General Forum -> Adult Jokes/Humor & Erotic Stories ~ JOKE: This joke is very funny |
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Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:11 am
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A duck walks into a store and asks, 'Got any gwapes?'
The clerk says, "No, we don't got any gwapes."
The duck comes again the next day, and asks the clerk, "Got any gwapes?"
The clerk says, "No, we don't got any gwapes, and if you come in here asking for gwapes again, I'll staple your feet to the floor!"
The duck comes in the next day and asks, "Got any staples?"
Clerk says, "No, we don't got any staples."
Duck says, "Got any gwapes
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:49 am
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| lol i get it now... |
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I guess im not really going to be a member anytime soon... so please members of BonBon... please help me out with my character discriptions so that way maybe one day a artist here can put a pic of my character on a forum... i would love to see that happen one day... (anyone please?) |
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 7:50 pm
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Oldy but a goodie. Reminds me of another old joke.
Mom, I can't stop walking in a circle!
Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor! |
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:25 pm
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ROFL!!!!
PERFECT!!! |
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I guess im not really going to be a member anytime soon... so please members of BonBon... please help me out with my character discriptions so that way maybe one day a artist here can put a pic of my character on a forum... i would love to see that happen one day... (anyone please?) |
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:40 pm
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made sure he didnt have the ammo, then asked agean  |
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Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:42 am
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