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black wolf
PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 5:04 am  Reply with quote
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there's this bad dude,cocky as hell. he's always told"you do bad things but nothing bad happens to you."
"haven't you heard? only the good die young."
as he gets older, he gets worse." you do bad things but nothing bad happens to you."
"haven't you heard? only the good die young"
well, now he's old and decrepit on his death-bed. he says a prayer to god" god, i did alot of bad things but i don' regret 'em but could you find it to forgive me?" then he falls asleep.
he wakes up,he's in heaven!! he look around and sees these beautiful angels walking around(yes...alley was definetly there.)
he's like "alright!"
he looks in a mirror and he's old and decrepit still.
"no problem"he say,"i'll look like them after awhile."
well,seven days pass and he still looks the same.
"hey man! what is this!? what is this!? here's all these beautiful angels and i still look like i did on my death-bed!!"
the guy next to him turns around.it's god
"haven't you heard? only the good die young"

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skybourne87
PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:51 am  Reply with quote
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lol
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