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Rank: Total Noob Joined: 13 Jul 2005 Posts: 6

Dearest Alley,

Before I reveal the intent of my post, I’d like write a few things—I want to say that I’m a great fan of yours. I first fell in love with you as a teenager; five or so years ago, when I realized my hormones couldn’t get enough of your breasts. I fell in love with your smile too; my favorite part of a girl’s face is her smile, yours is unbeatable. But there’s always been one thing that has had me coming back to you over and over again. It’s your ass. I’m an ass man, and I love yours. I think I might love this part of a female more than the average guy/girl; there’s just something erotic about a butt, and I know there are others that can connect with me on this primal level. That’s why I know there must be others that share the same infatuation with your ass that I do. Your ass is so hot.

My question is (eloquently): how come you never truly show your asshole? There are loads of pictures that you’ve taken in which an asshole would certainly be visible, yet it has been airbrushed away, leaving only a fake looking butt crease. There’s some sets with normal pink asshole coloration, but they’re still ridiculously airbrushed (the Mac & Bumble set in the shower/ bubblebath). And there are sets revealing a slight asshole, but the coloration is altered so much, it doesn’t look real (horny toad). Never a true, untouched shot.

I want you to know that I’m not trying to stir up something potentially embarrassing, or pressure you into something that you don’t wanna do… I just notice that over the years you’re been starting to put out incredible pictures showing off your perfect pussy (like in H2oooHHH), so why not the same for your ass? I’m not asking for you to be spreading your cheeks for the camera, but often times you do pose in positions that would show something, yet it gets taken out.

I feel that many of the Mac & Bumble sets you shot earlier were a travesty to you. One of the first things I noticed when I subscribed to their site years ago was how they airbrushed the shit out of your nipples: all the hot texture that they have was erased, rendering you more plastic looking. I feel the same thing has happened to your ass. Some photographs are so airbrushed, I can’t believe it. One of the sets that came to mind is in the sweet tooth one. The poses that you hit in this one are some of the finest in your career. Whenever you’re kneeling with your back arched, my heart seriously starts beating faster, no joke. This set contains some of these photos. Then there’s one where you are in this position, but your ass is facing the camera. Blueberry muffin is sprinkled on your back. And your asshole is so nonexistent that you look like a Barbie doll: the crease is there, but there’s nothing else. I mean, this defies anatomy! There are shots in Purrfect that are airbrushed to this degree; and almost all other sets that would concede an asshole shot are airbrushed as well. I know yours must be so hot, I’ve seen glimpses of it in some of your outdoor sets of the late nineties….so it can’t be that you just don’t have one!

So now, I’ve read a few posts in this forum in which you ask for photo shoot suggestions. My only suggestion is this: shoot a set devoted to your ass, in which you show it in its natural glory. I beg of you Alley, don’t pose anymore in the poses that would normally show your asshole, and then leave airbrush it out…I know you’ve got something to be proud of, and I can’t be the only one who’d like to see it.

Peace Alley, and thanks for reading
Love,
Ted

Rank: Total Noob Joined: 07 Jul 2005 Posts: 6

Haha, funny post here man... Confused

About that whole ass thing; I think Alley goes for a more softcore, classier look in her photos. Alley's pictures showcase her body AND spirit. I don't know how much spirit an asshole can get.

ALL women are a bit shy of that area and I think that it would take away from the intriguing aspect of some of Alley's pictures if they had that clear "money" shot you're talking about. The reason people are so "enchanted" (hah!) by Alley is cause she always leaves something for the imagination.

I think it's funny how people alway say "Love you Alley" at the end of posts. Especially right after requesting to see her asshole.

Saying you love a woman you've never meant...is that chivalrous or pathetic?

That's meant to be funny; not mean. Wink

Rank: Rookie Joined: 18 May 2005 Posts: 50

Hilariuos reply dude! Laughing

Rank: Total Noob Joined: 13 Jul 2005 Posts: 6

yo dasamm

I agree completely with you about alley's intent; but I dont believe she has to sacrifice her dignity at all by changing the processing of the photos. Maybe I need to refine what I'm trying to say....I'm not exactly just looking for a cheap money shot. To use your aptly chosen word "spirit", I think Alley can totally keep with her playfully erotic spirit by simply leaving her ass unairbrushed. She doesn't need to change her poses at all, they're perfect...just don't take away something that's really there. I don't think that would cheapen what she's trying to do at all; I think many people would prefer it to the plastic ass look I described in my first post, but maybe I'm wrong.

And yeah it's pretty bold to be telling Alley I love her, but I think she knows its in that platonic internet sort of way. I mean to say I love her photos, and I love seeing her do something that she obviously takes great pride in.

Thanks for replying dasamm & jelly, and Alley sorry if my post came across the wrong way...I'm not looking for you to be another pornstar, you're doing just fine.

Cheers
ted

Rank: Casual Joined: 18 Feb 2005 Posts: 26

As a model myself, I would never shoot the whole "asshole" area. First of all, it's considered really hardcore. I view Alley's photos as classy, sexy, beautiful, SENSUAL that celebrates her body and sensuality, more so than explicit sexuality. Catch my drift?

Just my opinion!

Official Model Joined: 15 Dec 2003 Posts: 2358

This post has me laughing so much! AHHHH Thanks for the good laugh guys!

Well, I'm sorry to say Tedturna...but you will never see any anal shots of mine. That is not my style. Would you prefer that I not post up any image that looks like I should have one there..... I mean, I seriously make sure that it doesn't look funny if I do airbrush it out. I make sure that It's hidden within shadows or whatever. I'm sorry but I don't see anything sexy about a photo that shows an anus. I can only do what I THINK is hot and that's not one of them.

Sorry to disappoint you. Hey, at least I don't airbrush my nipples! Very Happy

Rank: Total Noob Joined: 13 Jul 2005 Posts: 6

thanks for responding alley

I'm sorry to read that you'll never show your asshole...but it's your show.
I just think that if a girl is hot, as you are, there isn't an inch of her body that isn't sexy, including the anus. So all i can do is hope that maybe one day you'll discover the sexiness in it, but for now, keep doin it the way you have been because I like it a lot.

Yours truly,
Ted

Rank: Rookie Joined: 18 May 2005 Posts: 50

Hey Ted, didn't mean to flame ya there, I just thought "I think it's funny how people alway say "Love you Alley" at the end of posts. Especially right after requesting to see her asshole." was so funny!

Fair play to you for being respectful to Alley though, man it's a tough question to ask!! Smile

Rank: Junior Member Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 106

Ted,

You gotta realize, some people just don't have an asshole. Beautiful people have no asshole.

That's why it always cracks me up when I these kinds of commercials:

A gorgeous woman in a white flowing dress; dancing in a green field on the side of a hill; music is playing softly; the birds and butterflys are flying by; the sun is shining making her hair look golden, glistening in the light. She bends over to pick a fresh white daisy, turns her flawless face to the camera and says, "When I get diarrhea, I use Immodium AD".

What a load of crap! There is no way she could get diarrhea! She dosen't even have an asshole! I'm not buying it.

Rank: Total Noob Joined: 07 Jul 2005 Posts: 6

Hey Ted,

I didn't mean to be mean there or anything man, everyone says "I love you Alley" I wasn't singling you out...I know it's in that "internet" sort of way.

Lol, Jelly thanks for getting such a kick outta that! Now I gotta keep thinking of witty posts! Rolling Eyes

Like Jelly said, that is a tough question to ask; funny too, but also tough. I think we've all been in a position where we had to ask a girl for some close-up shots of her asshole...and it never get's any easier, no matter how many times you've done it. Good for you asking what we were all thinking!

Rank: Rookie Joined: 02 Feb 2005 Posts: 64

Hi Alley,
This is so funny I'm laughing my ass? off. Santiago you are a funny man. That's great so understated cracks me up. I was wondering how to get back up to speed, you guys are great and you too Alley. You do have a wonderful ass though. Right on tedturna took a lot to get those words out. Its so interesting that you can talk to Alley about anything. Makes me smile. Okay, missed your birthday our internet was under attack or something Happy, (i'm singing, be glad you're not here.) "Happy birthday to you".
I'll tell you something funny. Earlier this year you were asking us what we sould give our girls for Valentine's Day and you were really hot on the star naming and I bought it. I bought the best one I could get and named it the most clever name and waited to give it to her because it was being delivered. So, I was late getting home and I walk in and envelope for the the card is on the table and my son is reading it with a disgusted look on his face. He's very cynical anyway so I didn't take it personally. I go into he bedroom hoping that she is touched and we'll have a romantic evening, but she doesn't say anything about it. Time goes by and I say "What did you think of the card?" She says it really pissed her off. Even though I know it's practically impossible my guilty conscience tells me that she knows who recommended it so I drop it. I don't remember what happened next but we didn't talk for a while. Some time later we are in the sauna at night and I point out her star and say I'm sorry she didn't appreciate the gift. She says, "It was from you?" I said of course. She says that just before I walked in a Real Estate man had come by asking if we wanted to list our condo? and he had a gift for her and he handed her the envelope from the star registry! The son of a bitch used my gift to try to get a listing. I remember being so mad I was going to track him down and kill him. Anyway that's my funny story and my "Happy Belated Birthday!" to you.
And Santiago, what am I not suppoosed to say about her asshole?
Oh, Alley, I love you in a very special way.
stephen

Official Model Joined: 15 Dec 2003 Posts: 2358

Tedturna,

You said previously I should be proud of my asshole....well, proud of what? Proud that it does it's job well??

You said I should show it off...well, you've seen one.....you've seen em all.

Sorry, I just had to throw that out there.

This A HOLE thing is too funny for words.

Very Happy

Alright....now let's leave my A HOLE alone.....please.
Very Happy

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I think we need to nip this hole topic in the butt. woot

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Yeah i just meant proud as in wanting to show it. if it works well than that's mint too...but i'd say most people are proud of things for reasons other than functionality; like looks, etc. I'm not expecting an awards ceremony for an asshole

mt: there's nothing new about anal sex; maybe its just that people are becoming more lax about hiding their penchant for it, and that'
s why it seems to be everywhere.

lastly, it's "nip it in the bud"...a decent joke on wildcard's part, but its a pet peeve of mine when people say butt instead of bud....but maybe you already knew that and that was part of the joke...if so then stop paying attention to me, sorry.

ok im done with semantics

peace everyone
ted

Official Model Joined: 15 Dec 2003 Posts: 2358

I love you Ted! You are so funny!!! Thanks for the thread....and thanks for being honest!

But seriously what do you think of what I said before.....you've seen one, you've seen em all?

MT and everyone else....thanks for being so funny too. You guys always make me laugh! It's always so much fun hearing what you all have to say....especially when you're fun and witty! Oh MT...it's not a messy thing.....but I guess for some it is? Pretty gross....to think about that. yuk

Oh one more quick thing...Ted...I like anal sex too when I've had it before..but I prefer to have normal sex. I don't think there's nothing wrong with it but I personally feel that anal sex is alot more of a personal thing. I don't know...that's just how I feel about it.

Rank: Total Noob Joined: 13 Jul 2005 Posts: 6

yeah alley, i agree...anal sex seems to be a bit more personal. I think that's why i'm attracted to asses so much, as i might subconsciously be thinking that a girl's showing me something she shouldn't be, or something thats more private, and that is what's such a turn on about it.

and I don't really believe that once you've seen one you've seen em all...otherwise I probabaly wouldn't have signed onto this board and started this thread in the first place...haha that's why i've been trying to coax you into "showing yourself off", I feel like i'm so close to seeing it, but i havent and its driving me crazy...i hope youre smiling when you read this cuz this teasing has to be fun

take it easy and enjoy the weekend everyone
Ted

PS alley im havin a party at my house on saturday, i got a keg of heineken and the weather's supposed to be good so im gonna get everyone to go for a dip in the pool. you can stop by if you'd like but i wont be offended if you dont. im sure everyone would like to see you tho...haha laterrrrrrrrr

Official Model Joined: 15 Dec 2003 Posts: 2358

I can understand your attraction now. it all makes sense. Very Happy

I AM having LOTS of fun with teasing you!!! I LOVE TO DRIVE YOU CRAZY!!!!! Wink

LOTS OF LOVE

p.s. Thanks for your invite. That was very thoughtful of you... Very Happy

Rank: Veteran Joined: 02 Feb 2005 Posts: 989

I may never look @ Alleys butt the same way again Curious

Wasn't it Forest Gump that said "Alleys ass is like a box of chocolate."

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heh heh heh.... Alley said "ANUS" heh heh heh....cool Very Happy

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Funny topic! Laughing

It makes me remember a joke that I received by email and talking about a new mode : the anal bleaching! Confused

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Lets suppose it is true, because since this day, I like her a lot, lot more. I love babes with nice butt and sense of humor... ass well. Very Happy

Alley Rocks!

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Alley can pose however she wants, she's the main focal point of the entire site.

Models have certain styles: Glamour, Fashion, Swimsuit, Headshots, etc. Alley is a Glamour model. But every model can pose her own way. But some models find showing a little bit of anus very sensual. Just like some models prefer not to show pussy. Some models find it sensual in certain poses, others don't do it at all.

Ass Monologues by Alley will be by her own discretion. Let her do what she wants.