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Mon May 07, 2012 2:36 pm
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So, a while back, on a forum I used to frequent, there was a thread dedicated to parodying that most iconic of iconic lines from Star Wars. It was filled with pages upon pages of some of the most hilarious repsponces I'd ever seen and I'd like to see what the members of this forum can come up with.
We all know how the line is supposed to go, "Luke, I am your father." But what I want you people to do is to think of an alternative line for Darth Vader to say; "Luke, <your line here>."
A couple of my favourites were:
"Luke, can I borrow a quarter."
"Luke, I am your sister." and
"Luke, there's a stone in my boot."
So, what can the members of PBB think up? |
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Mon May 07, 2012 4:31 pm
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"Luke, I need a condom."
"Luke, wipe my ass."
"Luke, your mother was a lesbian."
"Luke, I need your opinion on these drapes." |
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Mon May 07, 2012 4:32 pm
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| Silvador wrote: |
So, a while back, on a forum I used to frequent, there was a thread dedicated to parodying that most iconic of iconic lines from Star Wars. It was filled with pages upon pages of some of the most hilarious repsponces I'd ever seen and I'd like to see what the members of this forum can come up with.
We all know how the line is supposed to go, "Luke, I am your father." But what I want you people to do is to think of an alternative line for Darth Vader to say; "Luke, <your line here>."
A couple of my favourites were:
"Luke, can I borrow a quarter."
"Luke, I am your sister." and
"Luke, there's a stone in my boot."
So, what can the members of PBB think up?
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Luke! I am your father slash half brother slash twice remove of two different dads from one mother. |
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Mon May 07, 2012 4:57 pm
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Mon May 07, 2012 8:54 pm
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"Luke, pull my finger"
"Luke, where's the beef? |
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Wed May 09, 2012 4:51 am
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Wed May 09, 2012 5:32 am
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"Luke, this is your land lord. You still haven't returned my weed wacker."
Yeah i know, only one and its overly long. |
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Wed May 09, 2012 6:06 am
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| Evan_Himmel wrote: |
"Luke, this is your land lord. You still haven't returned my weed wacker."
Yeah i know, only one and its overly long.
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It's a good one, though. There are several really good ones so far. More!
*tries to remember some others* |
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Mon Jul 09, 2012 8:10 pm
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Luke.... I forgot my lines!!
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Tue Jul 10, 2012 6:36 am
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"Luke, I think it's time I told you about the birds and the bees."
"Luke, could you move your X-wing? It's kinda blocking me in." |
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Tue Jul 10, 2012 1:09 pm
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Luke, there's a spider on your shoulder.
Luke, I have a favor to ask.
Luke, can you babysit for me tonight?
Luke, I see dead people. |
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