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| General Forum -> Adult Jokes/Humor & Erotic Stories ~ JOKE: Free Sex Contest |
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Thu Aug 19, 2004 9:34 am
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Two idiots drove to a gas station in a remote district for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the patrons of the station, to anybody who purchased a full tank of gas. When they went inside to pay, the man asked the attendant about the contest. The attendant said, "If you win, you're entitled to free SEX," and the man asked how can he enter the contest. The attendant explained, "Well, I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess it right you win free SEX."
So the idiot filled up and asked to play the contest and said, " I Guess 7."
"Sorry I was thinking of 8," replied the attendant.
The next week, the two returned to the same gas station to get gas. When they went inside to pay, one idiot asked the attendant if the contest was still going on. "Sure," replied the attendant. I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right, you win free sex. "2," said the idiot. "Sorry, I was thinking of 3," replied the attendant. "Come back soon and try again."
As the two idiots were walking back to the car, one idiot said to the other, "You know, I'm beginning to think this contest is rigged."
"No way," said the other idiot, "My wife won twice last week." |
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Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:41 pm
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Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:59 am
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| I wish I understood what that meant |
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Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:14 am
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The guys wife won sex, while the dude didn't. The attendent has rigged it so that he can have sex with people he would like to have sex with, not the people he woulnd't want sex with.
Seriously, rune, are you virgin??? |
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Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:20 am
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I am and not afraid to admit it.  |
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Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:22 am
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I bet it surprises you guys, but I'm virgin too.
Although...I'm considering Ash...Although I'm quite sure you guys don't want to hear this. ~.^.~
Oh well. |
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Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:23 am
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| I don't know why, but I thought you were one too. |
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Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:24 am
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| I'm not afraind to let all you peoples know either. |
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Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:25 am
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| I don't think it is something to be embarassed about. |
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Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:27 am
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| Nope. What's wrong with people knowing you haven't had sex? I don't know about you guys, but it hurts like hell for a girl on their first time. My sisters both decided to tell me this, in order to keep me chaste. Apperently one of the three had to stay innocent. |
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Nope. What's wrong with people knowing you haven't had sex? I don't know about you guys, but it hurts like hell for a girl on their first time. My sisters both decided to tell me this, in order to keep me chaste. Apperently one of the three had to stay innocent.
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ok i have to make a comment on that. SEX IS NOT BAD! if it was why do we do it. so please don't say your sisters are not innocent. unless they robbed, killed or otherwise done something illegal. you all are equal human beings |
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Wed Jul 15, 2009 12:07 am
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| I know sex isn't bad. By innocent, I mean virgin. |
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Wed Jul 15, 2009 1:46 am
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Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:05 am
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| Fine, I'll post a jokey-jokey for you Johnny-Johnny. |
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Sun Jul 19, 2009 1:04 pm
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hola como les va me presento soy nuevo en el foro de eadultgames y ojala pueda conocer gente nueva xD  adios se cuidan |
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