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| General Forum -> Adult Jokes/Humor & Erotic Stories ~ JOKE: Daddy's Pulling in the Drive Way |
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Mon Sep 15, 2008 3:08 pm
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Okay here it goes.
A husband has just gotten done with a business trip early and is driving home. He picks up his phone and dials the number.
*RING...RING*
"Hello?"
"Hey honey it's daddy,"
"DADDY!" the girl squeels into the phone, "I missed you, when will you be home?" she questions.
"Actually I'm about to pull into the drive way soon?" he replies back, "Is Mommy there?" he asks
"Yeah" the little girl says, "She's upstairs in her room with Uncle John."
Silence...
"Um honey, you don't have an Uncle John," he speaks carefully.
"That's not what mom said," she says back innocently.
"Is mommy still in her room with Uncle John?" he asks.
"Yeah."
Silence...
"Okay honey, here's what i want you to do," he then speaks carefully into the phone, having pulled over to the side of the road.
"I want you to go upstairs, and tell Mommy and Uncle John, that daddies pulling into the driveway right now.
"Okay," she says before taking off to her moms room.
A minute later
"Okay daddy I told them," she says.
"Thanks honey, would you tell me what happened after you told them I was home?" he asked
"Well... they both jumped out of bed naked, and started running and screaming around the room, then mom tripped and fell, hitting her head on the dresser, and she's laying on the floor not moving." still speaking innocently.
Silence Again...
"And Uncle John?" he said slowly, a little scared.
"Well, after mom fell he ran to the window and opened it, jumping out, and down to the pool below, but remember daddy," she said, "you drained all the water out before you left. So now he's laying at the bottom of the pool not moving... I think he's dead."
LONG Silence...
"Is this 555-3967?" he asked.
"Nope," she chirped, "you got the wrong number." she then hangs up the phone.
OH beat that. LOL  |
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Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:19 pm
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Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:17 am
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Well... i find this funny as hell...
Wrong number... lol |
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Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:03 pm
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| Thank you (*Bow*) Thank you, you're all to kind. I'd like to dedicate this moment to the academy. WHOA wrong life. thanks guys, CHOW |
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Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:49 pm
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wrong number lol... wrong life lol
THIS ISINT THE GUYS ROOM...
SORRY WRONG ROOM!!! |
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