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General Forum -> Adult Jokes/Humor & Erotic Stories ~ JOKE: Listen carefully |
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Thu Nov 27, 2008 9:47 am
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Two male friends are in a bar, and one of them points over at a group of hot girls and says, "You see those girls over there? As I walked past them, I noticed them looking at me, and one of them said "nine". She must really like me!" His friend looks at him and laughs, replying, "Sorry, mate, but when I passed them earlier, I heard them talking in German." |
_________________ Wow, sarcasm! That's original. |
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Thu Nov 27, 2008 9:57 am
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man that is a harsh reality for him... (for those of y'all that don't know, nine in German means 'no') |
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Thu Nov 27, 2008 12:30 pm
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Oh! I get it now. Lol, I was thinking of ranking.
You know, like when a group of girl see a guy, they rank him from 1 to 10 of how hot he is.
But I guess I was suppose to think of that but it's not what the joke meant XD. |
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Thu Nov 27, 2008 1:02 pm
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Yeah, the joke is that he thinks they're giving him a rating out of 10, when they're actually saying no. |
_________________ Wow, sarcasm! That's original. |
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Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:38 am
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It took me a second to get it, but it's good. |
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Posted:
Fri Nov 28, 2008 9:48 am
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Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:44 am
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