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Tearlach
PostPosted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:15 am  Reply with quote
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A man phones his doctor to ask a question:
" Doctor, my girlfriend visited you today, but can't remember if you told her if she had TB or VD?"
The doctor replied: " Well because of patient confidentially I can't tell you! But I have a idea, chase her round the bedroom and if she coughs, fuck her." Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 2:59 pm  Reply with quote
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Shocked.......Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 3:06 pm  Reply with quote
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What's "TB" and "VD?"
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Tadelesh
PostPosted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 3:28 pm  Reply with quote
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TB is tuberculosis, a disease that affects the lungs. VD is venereal disease, a sexually transmitted disease.


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Hehe, I was trying to figure out what VD could stand for.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 3:36 pm  Reply with quote
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In 1895 it would have been refered to as venus's pox or such. Venus being the goddess of love.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 4:30 pm  Reply with quote
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Tadelesh wrote:
TB is tuberculosis, a disease that affects the lungs. VD is venereal disease, a sexually transmitted disease.


Oh, OK. Thank You, Tadelesh. I now get the joke Razz.
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Tearlach
PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 1:50 am  Reply with quote
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Ah! Britain and America. Two great countries seperated by a common language. Laughing

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Ashton Gray
PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 2:57 am  Reply with quote
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Did'nt we already go through this joke?

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Tearlach
PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:57 am  Reply with quote
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Ashton Gray wrote:
Did'nt we already go through this joke?


No. That was my previous joke. Not only are my jokes seperated by a common language but a whole generation it would seem. Curious Tongue

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not bad
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