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| General Forum -> Adult Jokes/Humor & Erotic Stories ~ JOKE: Tree's Company |
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Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:11 pm
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Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you're a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in." |
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Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:14 pm
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Wow, sarcasm! That's original. |
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Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:15 pm
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| An all-time record for pun? |
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Tue Dec 09, 2008 5:42 pm
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| It has to be. Here, at least. |
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Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:30 am
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