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| General Forum -> Adult Jokes/Humor & Erotic Stories ~ JOKE: Viagra |
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Thu Aug 19, 2004 9:42 am
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A lady walked into a pharmacy and spoke to the pharmacist.
She asked, "Do you have Viagra?"
"Yes," the pharmacist answered.
She asked, "Does it work?"
"Yes," he answered.
"Can you get it over the counter?" she asked.
"I can if I take two." |
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Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:43 pm
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Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:03 am
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Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:04 am
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Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:00 am
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| What does that Mean!?! |
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Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:12 am
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Wow...Are you a virgin or something Rune? Seriously...
'Can you get it over the counter?'
'I can if I take two.'
implying if he takes two Viagra pills, he can get his penis over the counter.
of course, that sounds painful, like a boner in winter.
(Grampa has funked up stories of 'you kids had it easy!' stuff.) |
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Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:14 am
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| Of course I'm a virgin, though I never can find the right girl to be intimate with at the moment in real life. lol, a big shocker right? |
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Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:16 am
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*cuddles up to him*
Aww, poor baby.
*tilts head*
You know, if I weren't involved with Sammy boy here, I would love to see your eyes go huge.
*tilts head in other direction*
And if I weren't involved with Ash in real life, I'd love to see your actual eyes go huge.
*snuggles with him*
but, alas, this can't happen. |
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Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:18 am
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| I would not have liked to have a complicated relationship anyways, since I would not enjoy having you cheat. |
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Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:19 am
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Ah, oh well, I wouldn't cheat. I don't cheat with on or with people. I do have morals, you know, they're just well hidden from you people.
*cuddles*
But we can still cuddle, right? |
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Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:21 am
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As long as it is'nt cheating
-cuddles- |
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Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:23 am
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*^^*
Glee for cuddles!
*snuggles*
And hurray for snuggles! |
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Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:24 am
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It is nice ^_^
-hugs back- |
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Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:26 am
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*hugs*
Hugs are good too.
*wuffles*
Bechya don't know what that one is.
Its rubbing your nose and mouth against someone's cheek, while saying wuffles over and over and over again.
I made it up for my baby. ^^ |
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