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| General Forum -> Adult Jokes/Humor & Erotic Stories ~ JOKE: 'flames" gonzalez |
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Wed Nov 09, 2005 2:50 pm
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out in texas, there's a rancher that has a oil derrick rig on his property.
one day, it explodes!!
he calls a friend"my oil rig just exploded! do you have red adair's number?!"
his friend replies"red adair is dead. i know this other guy,"flames" gonzalez"
the information is exchanged, and the man calls "flames"
the rancher explains his situation and "flames" says he'll take care of it.
the rancher is waiting an hour,three hours,six hours.
then! finally he sees a dust cloud on the horizon.
it's a truck full of mexicans.
it drives right past him into the oil fire!!
the mexicans jump out and start beating at the fire with blankets.
amazingly ,the fire is put out!!
"that is the most amazing thing i've ever seen!" exclaims the rancher.
the rancher cuts a check and hands it to "flames".
"that's alot of money. what are you going to do with it"
"well sir,"says flames"the first thing i'm going to do is by brakes for the truck." |
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Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:55 pm
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Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:51 am
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| hah definately a joke to remember |
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