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| General Forum -> Adult Jokes/Humor & Erotic Stories ~ Texas Builds It Larger |
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Tue May 12, 2009 6:54 am
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A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi cab on the way to his hotel. Passing by the Royal York the Texan asked the cab driver "What's that building there?" "That's the Royal York Hotel" replied the cabbie. "The Royal York? How long did it take to build that?" asked the Texan. "About 12 years" replied the cabbie.
"12 years? We build 'em twice as high, twice as wide and four times as long down in Texas, and we do that in six months."
A while later the cab driver makes his was past the Metro-Toronto Convention Centre. "What's that building over there?" asked the Texan. "That's the Metro-Toronto Convention Centre" replied the cabbie. "Convention Centre? How long'd it take to build that?" asked the Texan. "About three years" replied the cabbie. "Three years? We build 'em twice as high, three times as long and four times as wide as that down in Texas, and it only takes us about two weeks."
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Tue May 12, 2009 1:08 pm
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Tue May 12, 2009 1:50 pm
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| any one else hear crickets chirping in the background? |
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Tue May 12, 2009 2:03 pm
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| *jerks out of sleep* Wha? Crickets? I'm sorry, I must have dozed off. Has the joke made sense yet? |
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Tue May 12, 2009 2:44 pm
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Sun May 17, 2009 3:52 pm
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| It vaguely smells of spam to me. |
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Wow, sarcasm! That's original. |
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Sun May 17, 2009 4:53 pm
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Sun May 17, 2009 6:01 pm
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| Not everybody does, though. I forgot sometimes. |
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Wow, sarcasm! That's original. |
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Mon May 18, 2009 3:54 am
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i think he told the joke wrong, i heard a variation of this from a friend the other day... although it wasnt that funny either, i just laughed so she wouldnt feel stupid  |
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