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They say that life is like a box of chocolates. If you were to summarize your life with an object what would it be?

My life is like an empty box of chocolates - the one you keep forgetting to throw away and when you find it your happy but then you look inside and its empty.

...I need a new box of chocolates...

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 08 Jul 2006 Posts: 2311

thanks for depressing me, Niam... Laughing

For me, life is also like a box of chocolates, except it has such things as "Crunchy Frog" (made with real dead frogs), "Ram's Bladder Cup" (garnished with lark's vomit), "Cockroach Cluster", "Anthrax Ripple", and "Spring Surprise" (involving real steel springs that pierce the inside of your mouth when eaten).

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 4668

That's an amazing coincidence, as I am watching the entire series of Monty Python's Flying Circus and I just saw that sketch yesterday. Shocked

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Id say... my life is like a... hmm... what would be good for a random life?

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 4668

Monday's Mystery Meat Special?

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 05 Jan 2009 Posts: 4287

That'll do.

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my life is like a all you can eat buffet people come get what they want leave me empty then leave.

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Life is like a box of chocolates - except sometimes I'll get one that has been sitting for far far too long and would have been much better had I picked it way back when.

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That's not random, though.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 31 Jul 2008 Posts: 1578

Well, it can feel a bit like it. That's what I'd probably compare mine to, anyway.

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Life is a highway! I'm gonna ride it all night long!

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/brigwyn/ · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 04 Oct 2008 Posts: 2914

"Life! Don't talk to me about life!" : Marvin the paranoid android.

My life is not so much a bowl of cherries, rather a toilet bowl of sh..
I have been told that I have to have laser surgery on my eyes to seal burst blood vessels at the back of the eye.Which could leave me with 'blind spots' making it impossible for me to hold a driving license or perhaps even be able to read properly. Evil or Very Mad

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Blimey! I hope it doesn't end up quite as badly as that, Tearlach. Good luck.

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/brigwyn/ · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 04 Oct 2008 Posts: 2914

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No wonder I was confused. I have'nt read the book. I've only seen the movies.

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/brigwyn/ · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 04 Oct 2008 Posts: 2914

If you can, listen to the original radio broadcasts, much funnier then the movie and a little better then the tv series. I sure it must be available on the net somewhere for free. Twisted Evil

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*singing*
Life's gonna suck when you grow up,
You grow up,
You grow up,
You grow up,
Life's gonna suck when you grow up,
It sucks pretty bad right now!

If you know the words, sing along!

Laughing

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 4668

Thank you, Denis Leary.