Author |
Message |
General Forum -> Adult Jokes/Humor & Erotic Stories ~ Not too funny, an atempt at humor, not dirty |
|
Posted:
Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:31 pm
|
|
|
Rank: Veteran
Joined: 14 Nov 2010
Posts: 728
|
|
what do you call a cereal box full of razor blades?
....Emo Flakes , an unhealthy part of unbalanced emotions! |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted:
Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:33 pm
|
|
|
Royal Member of BonBon
Joined: 20 Oct 2009
Posts: 12351
|
|
Thorne wrote: |
what do you call a cereal box full of razor blades?
....Emo Flakes , an unhealthy part of unbalanced emotions!
|
What do you call a bad joke?
.... Exactly what it is. |
_________________
Fursonas: http://tinyurl.com/yzcsyug |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted:
Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:38 pm
|
|
|
Rank: Super Veteran
Joined: 18 Dec 2009
Posts: 7678
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted:
Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:41 pm
|
|
|
Rank: Veteran
Joined: 14 Nov 2010
Posts: 728
|
|
Ya I know,
Here's another
So me and my brother are walking through the mall
and we pass an emo couple going at it with their tongues,
This was some pretty intense spit swapping going on.
Well I polite to a point so I didn't say this allowed but
I turned to my brother an said "Get a coffin!" |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted:
Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:55 pm
|
|
|
Rank: Super Veteran
Joined: 18 Dec 2009
Posts: 7678
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted:
Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:57 pm
|
|
|
Rank: Veteran
Joined: 14 Nov 2010
Posts: 728
|
|
you know instead of get a room, get a coffin! |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted:
Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:59 pm
|
|
|
Royal Member of BonBon
Joined: 20 Oct 2009
Posts: 12351
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted:
Wed Dec 08, 2010 2:05 pm
|
|
|
Rank: Veteran
Joined: 14 Nov 2010
Posts: 728
|
|
I know, but heres another leaving the chamber, got to sound it out or its not funny.
How do you say cut the grass in French?
... Mow De Lawn |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted:
Wed Dec 08, 2010 2:19 pm
|
|
|
Royal Member of BonBon
Joined: 30 Aug 2008
Posts: 1521
|
|
I see we have a real Buzz Killington on our hands... |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted:
Wed Dec 08, 2010 2:26 pm
|
|
|
Rank: Veteran
Joined: 14 Nov 2010
Posts: 728
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted:
Wed Dec 08, 2010 2:32 pm
|
|
|
Rank: Super Veteran
Joined: 18 Dec 2009
Posts: 7678
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted:
Thu Dec 09, 2010 3:29 am
|
|
|
Rank: Super Veteran
Joined: 12 Mar 2010
Posts: 4326
|
|
you know actuly the wosest joke i heard was a joke that some 20 year old tryed to convince me that he took showered with a 16 year old step sister in the shower and tryed to get a rise out of me.. when i had no reaction he got all pissy.
but the funny part is his friend went along with it. and i am like how imature do you have to be.... then i made him more pissed by telling him i wouldnt pay him for a art commission cuase i didnt want his art i wanted his friends.
in the end i found it sad. but i laughed when he got all bend out of shape cuase i didnt believe him XD.
that was the worst joke i ever herd... so thise jokes acttuly are funny to me.. |
_________________ Alvy Harston
http://forums.pleasurebonbon.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=139945#139945
Alexandra
http://forums.pleasurebonbon.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=10233 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted:
Thu Dec 09, 2010 7:52 am
|
|
|
Rank: Veteran
Joined: 14 Nov 2010
Posts: 728
|
|
Well you got a reaching out sense of humor, Oh and I'm not a super bigot of emos, one of my good friends is moderately emo, he accepts my moderately furry side, so its a mutual understanding.
Heres one of his jokes.... its pretty bad...
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
...He got his gas bill....pretty bad |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted:
Thu Dec 09, 2010 7:57 am
|
|
|
Rank: Super Veteran
Joined: 18 Dec 2009
Posts: 7678
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted:
Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:02 am
|
|
|
Rank: Veteran
Joined: 14 Nov 2010
Posts: 728
|
|
Thanks alot Wolf Stride, I think you have it out for me, specially after yesterday, damn, that was too weird.
... no hard feelings though, I'm a bigot when it comes to one thing so, ya. I won't go out of my way to attack people, I'm not a preacher, I got my morals I won't force them on any one, but I will make comments now and then for fun. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted:
Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:12 am
|
|
|
Rank: Super Veteran
Joined: 18 Dec 2009
Posts: 7678
|
|
Thorne wrote: |
Thanks alot Wolf Stride, I think you have it out for me, specially after yesterday, damn, that was too weird.
... no hard feelings though, I'm a bigot when it comes to one thing so, ya. I won't go out of my way to attack people, I'm not a preacher, I got my morals I won't force them on any one, but I will make comments now and then for fun.
|
Well, if I did, I would most likely pick out yer statements, mate. Besides, that's Silv's job, not mine. My job is just to be stupid 'round the forums. |
_________________ http://forums.pleasurebonbon.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=238903#238903- Wolf & Grimm!
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/wolfstride/ = My FA |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted:
Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:20 am
|
|
|
Rank: Veteran
Joined: 14 Nov 2010
Posts: 728
|
|
Well we are all here to have fun.
Do you think you could give me a list of people on here I should watch my tongue around, I don't want to hurt feelings I may be a bigot at times but I don't hate and I don't want to hurt others. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted:
Thu Dec 09, 2010 10:03 am
|
|
|
Rank: Super Veteran
Joined: 18 Dec 2009
Posts: 7678
|
|
Thorne wrote: |
Well we are all here to have fun.
Do you think you could give me a list of people on here I should watch my tongue around, I don't want to hurt feelings I may be a bigot at times but I don't hate and I don't want to hurt others.
|
Well, you'd be asking the wrong person here. Yes, I have been in here longer than you, but it is wrong of me to say out a list of people right here, don't you think? Besides, I know more than a few who would tear me limb from limb should I open my big yap.... |
_________________ http://forums.pleasurebonbon.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=238903#238903- Wolf & Grimm!
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/wolfstride/ = My FA |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted:
Thu Dec 09, 2010 10:10 am
|
|
|
Rank: Veteran
Joined: 14 Nov 2010
Posts: 728
|
|
your right, sorry that was a stupid request, i'll just watch it, I'll check myself before i wreck myself! sorry I put you in that kind of position i wasn't thinking. -skull bashes wall- |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted:
Thu Dec 09, 2010 10:20 am
|
|
|
Rank: Super Veteran
Joined: 18 Dec 2009
Posts: 7678
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted:
Thu Dec 09, 2010 10:28 am
|
|
|
Rank: Veteran
Joined: 14 Nov 2010
Posts: 728
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted:
Thu Dec 09, 2010 11:36 am
|
|
|
Rank: Veteran
Joined: 27 Sep 2010
Posts: 602
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted:
Thu Dec 09, 2010 12:26 pm
|
|
|
Rank: Veteran
Joined: 14 Nov 2010
Posts: 728
|
|
well I ain't out of ammo yet...
How do you say constipation in Chinese?
...Hung Chow |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted:
Sat Dec 11, 2010 3:56 pm
|
|
|
Rank: Veteran
Joined: 14 Nov 2010
Posts: 728
|
|
Reload, here comes another, its a local joke where I'm from, New Mexico.
Why is it illegal to pick up beer bottle off the side of the road?
Because their native American artifacts,
Now don't get mad at me, I have native blood in me, enough to get grant money and free health care, but if you saw me you would go huh? Since I'm mostly white and have a red beard, which I should shave I think it scares the ladies away. I'm only 19 but my mom says I look like I'm 30 when I got my beard. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted:
Sun Dec 12, 2010 9:46 pm
|
|
|
Rank: Super Veteran
Joined: 06 Oct 2008
Posts: 1159
|
|
Most of these are either hateful, judgmental, or racist. I took a bit of offense over the Hitler joke seeing as my grandfather died in a gas chamber. Please realize that unknowingly you can insult people. Even if you meant no harm. |
_________________ don't worry I'm just your average quantum physicist
----------------------
New Fursona
http://forums.pleasurebonbon.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=10247 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted:
Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:09 pm
|
|
|
Rank: Veteran
Joined: 14 Nov 2010
Posts: 728
|
|
hey it was emo friend's joke not mine! I'm not racist, I think killing Nazi's is fun COD. Anyways I'm not politically correct, but if you think about it most people here aren't exactly politically correct. Hating ain't right, so I don't hate anybody, but their are certain lifestyles I hate, KKK and Black Panthers are two groups who should just disappear, and when it comes to some lifestyles I kind of pity the person living that way. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted:
Mon Dec 13, 2010 12:34 am
|
|
|
Rank: Super Veteran
Joined: 06 Oct 2008
Posts: 1159
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted:
Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:04 am
|
|
|
Royal Member of BonBon
Joined: 30 Aug 2008
Posts: 1521
|
|
I'm not saying I encourage racist/offensive jokes, but I think sometimes people take it too seriously. Part of humor is that it is NOT meant to be taken seriously, and off color jokes are not necessarily a reflection of a person's attitudes. When you focus on trying to avoid offending people, you really lose a lot of the humor, because in the end, you WILL offend someone somewhere
I think this song kinda sums up my point, to an extent:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tj_9jyO8OQ |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted:
Mon Dec 13, 2010 9:50 am
|
|
|
Rank: Veteran
Joined: 14 Nov 2010
Posts: 728
|
|
tanks shadow twisted, i saw that you had replied, and i was expecting criticism, Ya joking around isn't meant to be harmful, thats why its a joke, I can take a joke and often make fun of my self, self inflicted fat jokes. Sorry to offend, to be honest with you if I was a comedian I'd be a starving comedian, but then again that might do me some good, ...see theres one. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|