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| General Forum -> Adult Jokes/Humor & Erotic Stories ~ Joke: Married Men |
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Fri Jan 08, 2010 12:57 pm
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WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk
by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the
man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them
to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard
of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up
a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for
Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and
asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12
pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married
men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March........" |
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Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:14 pm
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| *Sniggers* Good One. |
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Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:22 pm
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Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:47 pm
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| The version I heard was slightly different, with the college student using them for all but one day of the week, since they would need at least one day to recover. |
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Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:56 pm
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*giggle fit*  you silly ^_^ That was pretty funny that the dad starts to cry  |
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Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:43 pm
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| Thats harsh. lol |
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| Pretty clever |
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